"It boils down to the more comfortable you are with your body, the more likely you are to get horribly murdered," I say, turning to peer all around us.

Really, really wish the superpowers had kicked back in. The knowledge that my spider-sense was up and running would make me feel a lot more relaxed. As it is, all I have is the usual human-sense of paranoia to rely on, and that one's already working overtime.

"Um, but that's just because the movie industry is weird about woman, that's probably not going to- whereabouts? Should we find them?"