I'm not sure I'd actually know if Martha was happy or not, but then, I'm not really a dog person. I inherited her from Pepper, though, and she's probably better off at my place than she'd be with Tony.

"Hey, if they can't put up with a funky smelling science teacher, they're probably not that interested anyway," I say in my defense. "There's always that one guy in the department with pit stains and a pocket protector, c'mon. I could be that guy."