That's a good point. That's already a pretty big reveal, maybe even of a size or bigger than being grown in a jar. I should just come right out and say that bit. Just... not now. Someday, probably. But not today.

So I laugh, instead, with delight, because as subverted expectations go, that was quality.

"You know, I really have no idea. I should have expected it, really, it is pretty good hair." It's always been the part of being a girl I've been unequivocably able to own. Nothing uncomfortable about liking your own hair. "Play your cards right and I'll give you my shampoo recipe."