"I wouldn't," Valkyrie agreed, before amending with, "Probably. I would, however, pretend to just to freak you out a bit."

She liked looking at Jessica, but that really wasn't what attracted her most. Or first. The looking was kind of a bonus, although Valkyrie was honest enough to admit that if Jessica was hideous that they probably wouldn't be dating.

"A poster doesn't have a super brain or witty quips or an encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture. It isn't selfless and it doesn't put itself in danger to save others. Which are all the traits you possess that I lay in bed at night thinking about with a stupid grin on my face that I will not admit to in public."